Sunday, October 5, 2014

The Bastards Have Landed!

Bad Taste
1987



It's hard to believe that Peter Jackson is the same genius behind the Lord of the Rings films.

This splatter flick is set in a small coastal New Zealand hamlet(?), where all the inhabitants (a total of 75 people) have disappeared. We find Barry and Derek -1/2 of "The Boys", the agency (?) sent to deal with the invasion - combing the town and encountering weirdos/aliens, while the other half (Ozzy and Mike) rides on their way a muscle car. Barry and Derek are kind of bumbling idiots, resulting in Derek taking a nasty spill and cracking his skull open.

It's not until the arrival of a shady charity collector that we find out the real deal. Giles the Grifter stumbles upon a cannibalistic act and ends up marinating in an alien pot, awaiting rescue. Through his capture we find out that the aliens are third-rate workers, lead by an executive rep of the "Crumb's Crunchy Delights" fast food company. They're on earth to harvest humans for cheap meat.



This is full of head-popping, brain-splattering, vomiting-drinking delight, BUT the first few like 30-40 minutes drrraaag on. Jackson himself is barely understandable and most of what I'm assuming were jokes, were lost on me since I'm not from NZ. Well, at least I got to see grown man born via a chainsaw.



2 comments:

  1. " Well, at least I got to see grown man born via a chainsaw."

    Well, that settles it. I need to see this.

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