Bonnie
& Clyde vs. Dracula
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| Trust me, you'll wish they die in this film |
Bonnie and
Clyde are running around the countryside, chopping up rednecks and
hillbillies, all the while planning a payroll robbery. During the
robbery, one of the accomplices is shot. Since they 'kinda' like the
guy, they seek help from a local doctor who just happens to be
helping out an ailing Dracula. Poor Bonnie is turned into a vampire
and thing just keep going to hell from there.
Part comedy, part dumb horror, all
done rather decent. Honest! Yes, I'm getting enough oxygen, and you
read me right. Maybe it's the fact that nearly every movie I've
watched this month has included the most flaccid of cinematic turds
known to man kind. I know it's not the booze because I've watched all
of them sober (so far, month is young). Truth be told, this was
decent watch even if a bit corny (they didn't have remote control
shock collars in 1934, dorks). Yes, there's some questionable acting,
silly one-liners, and just goofy set pieces, but the only real
complaint I have is the time. They managed to stretch it out for an
hour and a half. At best? 45 minutes is all that's needed.
Saturday: Horror Queens and finer things....
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