The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
Aw Christ, here we go again. This is right out of the Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter book. A bunch lame friends get together to make a
movie, and no one can act worth a shit. I understand why people do it, but from an outsider looking in, it makes it seem like everything is an inside joke.
This damn movie was all over the place. They tried to spoof
every horror movie they could remember, and...and....well fuck, I
don't know!?! You try to get a plot out of all this muck: There was
a dancing poo man, Jesus Christ flying around on a cross, Jersey
Shore military men, and aborted fetus falling out of a 500 foot
woman, a baby murder factory, nun-chucks made out of babies (they
really hate babies in this film), Muslim bombers, face stealing a
toilet paper mummy, a buck nude conehead, stigmata masturbation, a
murderous snow man, and so on...
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| All this? Same movie. What do you do with this much crazy? |
Overall, this was a silly as it gets. My copy included about 20
minutes of outtakes and watching those was infinitely more
entertaining.
Tuesday means the month is at its midpoint and we're halfway home. And I also managed to sneak a Jeff Goldblum movie in this list.
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