Full Moon High
God this was so campy. Typical 80s B-movie horror-spoof. Made in 1981 but opening with a 1950s setting, this plays out like a lackluster live-action Archie comic with fur:
Tony's conspiracy-and-espionage-obsessed dad takes him on vacation to Romania - in the middle of the school year - and makes min roam around the countryside looking for bizarre museums while he gets it on with hookers. He has the inevitable meeting with a werewolf who sounds like a jaguar and comes with its own violinist. He gets home, gnaws on a few folks and then splits. Then the whole thing fast forwards to the 1970s.
Like a lot of movies from this time period and genre, there's some sloppy editing and poor transitioning. One minute people are conversing in the living room and the next they're seated at the kitchen table, mid-sentence in the same conversation. It was kinda funny but you won't feel deprived if you miss it. The newspaper headlines were hands down the best gags going.
I'll say this,though, for a wolf, he attracted a lot of pussy. Unfortunately, one was his crazy (and now 40-something) ex-girlfriend and another was a slutty weirdo into S&M. I guess a monster could do worse.
Best Line: "I'm not the sort of guy who believes in vampires Werewolves or Virgins."
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