Le Viol du Vampire, or The Rape Of The Vampire...
Of for the love of Christ... It should be known that the French ruined cinema long ago, and this is a prime example. Sure, it could be my bias; I hate the slutty phlegmy noises they call 'speaking French'. But simply put, they did to cinema what the Germans did to porn.
Regardless, this is the movie I picked, so I'll stick with it. First and foremost, I don't speak French, and my copy wasn't subbed. So, that led to a lot of guess work, and after 20 minutes, I stated making up my own dialog. I'm pretty sure mine was better. All I know is what I read on Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_the_Vampire). Oddly enough, there's more to read than I thought there would be, and it's worth your time because I can't sum it up quite as well in the limited space we have.
I do know this, however....it blew, and I don't remember seeing any vampires. Just a bunch of frail, skinny, overly French twatwaffles running around doing nothing of consequence.
Wednesday: A story about a dog, and it's not friggin' Cujo.
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