Bad CGI Gator
This is one of those movies where you root for the monster, bad-guy, or all around antagonist. It's also always appropriate to giggle when it says 'starring', and a list of B- grade actors follows...there's no star there. 6 minutes in, and I want EVERYONE in this move to processed into 'gator poo. Nobody's worth saving. They're all Baldwins and Bettys who may not be super rich, but you can bet 2-3 of them have dealerships owned by their dads. Bros, beers, and titties. It's their complete net-worth on every level.
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| Please be more dead |
Sooo...the plot. Yeah, that thing. These are recent collage grads and they've decided to pitch their school laptops into a pond, rather than wipe the drives and donate them to people who could use them. They follow through and into the drink they go. This, naturally, causes a strange reaction with a gator and it becomes...a Bad CGI Gator. Thick-ass plot, bro! The gator, being a real stand up guy and very appreciative of it's new found abilities, starts killing these idiots, doing the world a favor. That's why it's my favorite character in the movie. He's the real bro.
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| Our Hero!!! |
58 minutes of punishment that will last a lifetime in your mind, But what did you expect? It's from Full Moon Entertainment. And even more damning, it was written by Zalman Band, son of Charles Band. A man known for writing movie scripts with a dried-out turd for a pencil. Ouch.
Thursday: Of meteors and motorcycles....
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