Obligatory Summer Camp Slaughter!!!

Sleepaway Camp 3

     A young woman leaves for camp and mumbles something about not coming back to her parents. Prophetic because soon she's run over by a trash truck, thrown in the compactor, never seen again. Who would commit such an atrocity? Well, the Boss's sister, of course!!! 

That's supposed to be a guy, btw.

     That's right, Pamela Springsteen returns as Angela Baker for another Summer camp romp after stealing the first victims identity. Her mission? Punish teens that fornicate, drink, smoke, and...well, just about everything a teen does. This particular group, while from various walks of life, are mostly troubled teens so it's kinda like handing the Zippo to the pyromaniac. Angela desperately wants the happy Summer camp experience but it keeps getting ruined by kids doing sinful things! So out comes the claws, axes, guns, and uh.....flagpole?

     It's kinda clear that the writers are running out of ideas and I never thought I'd say that even the third Leprechaun movie was more original, but seeing is believing. It's got boobs, blood, yelling, running, side drama, and racial stereotypes 'from the streets', but soooo much meh!

     And guess what, there's 2 more!...but that's for another time. This is where we say goodbye to Ms. Baker for the season and move on to things more....symmetrical.

Thursday: Thankfully, the last film about horror boxes...