Friends don't let friends make bad shark movies....

House Shark

     It's a nearly 2 hour movie about a shark that preys on the inhabitants of a suburban house. Try not to over think that.

These two idiots...

     No really, just let it go. It's a silly movie with some very limited humor. You might want to surf the 'net while watching it. In fact, I encourage it.

...are fighting this 'shark' and LOSING!!!

    No really...it doesn't' get any deeper than that. The shark has a laser gun! Just thinking about that will kill braincells so save yourself and just don't worry about the plot or realism. It's like the Land Shark skits on Saturday Night Live...but those were better. Way better.

Monday: Spielberg and Lucas's forbidden Canadian love child....