Tuesday, October 20, 2020

This movie is a great way to start hating shark movies...

Shark Exorcist



     One pissed off & stabby nun denounces God, and hails Satan after punching someone in the gut...with a knife. She asks Big Daddy Satan to possess a shark (not my first pick) and as expected, it starts murdering the hell out of everybody. There sadly really isn't much more to tell. The movie title is cooler than the movie.



     I think this is why I liked the Sharknado movies so much. They took a stupid idea and didn't hold back. Every wacky idea that spilled out of that ganja-haze filled writing room was used and not just half assed, they cranked that up to 11. This? This could have been a funny, over the top wacky killer shark movie but instead it became a sputtering wet fart that mercifully ends after 71 minutes. That's right, they took a page out of the Evil Bong playbook and gave us an hour and ten minute time waster.

Wednesday: Not one life saved by this shark....

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