Monday, October 24, 2016

Keeping up with the Joneses

Society


     Poor rich kid Billy Whitney is having an identity crisis. He's part of a rich-as-fuck family, but just has a feeling he doesn't fit in despite being super popular, dating a high-school hottie, and being a dominating class president candidate. You really feel for him, living in that HUGE house, driving bro-dozer of a Jeep Wrangler. His pain and what he endures is really inspiring. He even has a therapist for guidance. However, I must say...it's obvious from the start that he's not treated the same as his sister, so he's on to something...

     And that sucks, because for the next HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES we're treated to intrigue, suspicion, possible incest, and maybe murder. That's not a horror film. That's just a creepy drama. But the last 10 minutes...one of the most fucked-up scenes I've ever seen. It went from strange to ohhheEMMGEEE!!!  WTF ARE THEY DOING TO THAT BOY?!?!?!


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER?!?!?!


AND YOUR DAD


WHAT ARE THESE FREAKS DOING?!?


You know what? I don't care. Screw it. I'm out.

Tuesday: It took 5 films before 'Field' showed up in the title....

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