Urea ....er, Area 51 aka This Years Mulligan!
What I THOUGHT I was getting was the old 1980 film Hanger 18. Nope, I ended up with a SyFy channel POS staring Bruce Boxleitner and a bunch of other lame actors. I love it when they do the ridiculous shark movies, but the alien crap is just blaaaa. It's good to fill in a Saturday afternoon when it's too hot or too cold to go out side. In other words, when you can't escape it.
All I'll bother you with is this: It's a movie about trapped aliens getting loose at Area 51. They chop up a lot of people, and almost everyone dies in the end. Even Bruce. It's a crappy movie.
But then again, I guess it's not THAT bad. They didn't use any CGI crap, and the monsters were all true F/X, but it didn't explain whey their were 3 different species of aliens. Did they all come on the same ship? Did they come in separate vehicles? Is this the only work Bruce Boxleitner can get? I can only answer that last one, and it's 'YES'. Did you ever see Transmorphers 2? Nobody but me has, and that's the best he can get now. But not all's lost. He can still act circles around the rest of these community theater rejects. So at least he's got that going on.
Whatever, I'm going to stream Miami Vice on Hulu.
Tuesday: It sounds like a seedy motel...
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