Thursday, October 8, 2015

Somebody just DO THIS GUY!!!

Psycho 3

He wears that terrible sport blazer throughout the entire film.


     Honestly, all Norman has to do is rub one out. Do a little knuckle shuffle and all that sexual repression would be halved. It's no cure...he's still a psychological hot mess, but half is a great start. But I guess if he did, we wouldn't have this film, so here goes:

     This takes place about a month after the last film. Norman hires a doe-eyed drifter that look suspiciously like Jeff Fahey to run his danky motel. Drifter boy is sleazy as hell and truth be told, I loved watching Norman beat him over the head with a guitar near the end of the film. Anyhoo, shortly after he arrives, a pleasant looking young woman shows up to rent a room in the motel and Norman is immediately smitten. After a quick wine-n-dine, we see Norman cut loose and almost get some! But after everyone remembers who they are, things go all Bates-style and awkward sexual repression surfaces. That means peeps gotta die!

     The ways in which they die have become much deeper in the slasher film realm and done mostly with the same knife. This actually fits in nicely for the era but also suffers from the same affliction that every other movie series as the plots weaken, and the repetition becomes tiresome. Still though, not a horrible movie...just seriously played out.

Friday: You'll get my VHS remote when you pry it from my cold, dead hands 3: The Beginning Of The End Of Origins...The Sequel.




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