Jersey Shore Shark Attack
I love it when the title makes it easy root for the shark.The entire movie is just a spoof of the Jersey Shore lifestyle, or more accurately, how it's fed to us. Do you really care that off shore oil drilling is attracting the sharks? No, we're happy of that fact. Do we care about the social conflict between the Guidos and the Biebers? No. What we need is a resilient shark that can eat all of that HGH-laced beefcake and silicone. One that can handle a nearly infinite amount of bronzing spray and pomade. Something that can survive MTV circa 2012.
Simply put, shark...
Sadly, some of the vapid idiots survive, so it's more of a sad ending. But don't be too sad; there was a formidable body count and I'll take it as win.
This Cast!!!:
Tony Sirico
Joey Fatone
William Atherton
Paul Sorvino
Sonny Carl Davis aka Rabbit from Evil Bong...yeah, that fucking guy....
Saturday: Final stupid shark movie of the year!...but we've yet to hit rock bottom yet....
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