2014
Bored, creepy hitman joins sword-swing babes - one of which is running from her incestuous-minded uncle - in battle for kingdom...plus, there's a dragon. Who knew broad sword use was a training criterion for professional killers?
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| This was about as exciting as the whole movie got. |
Dominic Purcell looked bored throughout this entire film. That early scene where he helps himself to a cup of coffee after whacking some guy in a hotel room seemed both professionally improbable (or perhaps stupid is more like it) and entirely unnerving. Nothing else in the film is even on par with those few seconds. I agree that the directorial-like cessation order in the middle of battle was just incredible. I'm still shaking my head.
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| "RED LIGHT!" |
I only watched this one because I saw the second one
Skip-able.
Ditto! Compulsory sequel viewing!
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