RetarDEAD

     From the maker of MonsTURD (next year, kids, next year), a sequel where Dr. Stern returns with more infernal experiments on people. And this time? Please refer to the movie title for the obvious path this movie is going. 

     After escaping the police at the end of the first film, evil Dr. Stern starts a new life as a professor in a school for students with special needs. He's developed this special serum that turns these students into zombies, after a brief spurt of intelligence. It's contagious, and pretty soon the entire town is overrun with intestine eating zombies. Personally, I wouldn't touch the intestines because, well, it's full of poo.

    <Sigh>...Even if you've never seen a low budget spoof film before, this would still be a complete waste of time. I knew it was going to be bad, but not boring. Honestly, this only needed to be an hour long. There's nothing new to see here, so I'd skip this one. There are way better examples.

One terrible highlight:

    Unfortunately, Jello Biafra plays the Mayor, and it almost ruins the entire movie for me despite his single scene. He's unrecognizable, so promoting the film with his cameo is a waste of time. Also, he's an arrogant prick, but that's an gripe for another day.

Saturday: Bitches be CRAZY!!!