Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Grindhouse wannabe-never-was...

Ticked Off Trannies With KNIVES!!!

     Well, what can I say. Just as the title implies, we have gay/straight men dressing up in drag and tearing bad men up with knives. This is a revengeploytation film featuring dudes with boobs thankfully bigger than mine. I will boast, however, that my moobs are 100% natural whereas theirs were clearly 'installed'. Don't bother watching if you can't take the gender-bending/breaking or just learn to put your prejudices away for an hour and a half. And while I'm not the most liberal guy in the world, I was fully prepared to do so that I could enjoy this film. However, the cattiness at the beginning wore me to the bone and made the opening downright grating.
All dudes. Just remember that.

     Ment to be a grindhouse film, and edited as such with lame filters and 'quirks'. And the repetition! Scenes would play over and over and all it did was annoy the hell out of me. And the 'missing reels' schtick needed to be put down and forgotten. It's been done and if it didn't do much the first 50 times, why the hell would you keep using it?
Don't let the boobs fool you. This is a total sausage party.


     This films biggest sin isn't the violence, the sexual ambiguity, nor even the terrible acting. It's just boring. Sooo terribly boring.


Highlights include:

Dick-stabbing!

The bad guys names were Boner, Chuey, and Nacho! Nope, not making that up.

Rectally inserted knives!


Wednesday: Just when you think all that barrel scraping got you to the bottom.....

2 comments:

  1. Dude, I was totally going to watch this...and the last one in both those photos isn't fooling anyone.

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  2. No, he/she isn't fool this guy. It looks like someone tried to put Barbies makeup on GI Joe.

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