Slayers
First of all, why are your sound levels so messed up? Wisper dialog then blast explosions and dubstep to tell me a funny vampire story. Set your levels, bro!
Billed as a horror comedy, it seems to be mostly satire. And that's fine, I like that. The story as follows: Streamers are invited to a jackass billionaire media & pharmaceutical kings home home for an interview or some such. However, Elliot Jones, bad-ass vampire hunter on a vendetta intercepts them and warns them it's a family of vampires. Naturally, they laugh him off, throw down a bunch of hash-tags and continue to be the most annoying people, road tripping to their doom. I'm completely OK with that.
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| Shit! Wrong Slayers. |
The point of the meeting is for Billionaire is to offer the Barbie and Ken members of the Stream Team a job promoting their new perfect drug that prevents all disease. However, not all is as it seems and the drug is actually a purifier for human blood, making it that much tastier for consumption. OH, and they also want to do a body swap with the streamer couple ala FreeJack. I don't know what this movie needs more: Emilio Estevez or Mick Jagger. Anyhoo, it's up to (mostly) Elliot to save the day, kill vampires, and keep as many people alive as he can. Ehh...he did OK...there was a couple of survivors. Good enough. Most of them really had it coming anyway.
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| Shit! Wrong Thomas Jane. There's just no good gifs of this movie. |
While it's funny in a way, the youthy internet influencer angle is ran into the ground and tiresome after awhile. But...still maybe worth your time.
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