Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Better known as “The Movie About Elvira's Boobs”
This cheeky little movie features Cassandra Peterson hopping into the
only roll anyone remembers her playing, Elvira's Boobs. Mostly
because her boobs are huge and very prominent. Elvira and her twins
invade a small town in the north east after her great aunt dies. Her
great aunt, some sort of witch, leaves her a house, a dog, and one
stupid cookbook. Later it's revealed that this cookbook is actually
a spell book and Elvira the next in line of witches. Hi-jinx ensue
and pretty soon, Elvira finds herself on a steak about to be
burnt...in 1988. Yeah, so the realism is a bit lacking, but hell,
this is the late '80s! Just roll with it. Demons vanquished, order
restored, and we get a really cheesy dance number right before the
credits. Try to visualize Elvira doing Madonna's Material Girl but
with pasties and tassels.
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| Exhibit A: Boobarella |
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| Exhibit B: Giant Boob Lady |
Anyway, great cheese movie from the late '80s that I missed but have now seen. Now I feel complete.
One more before the home stretch, and it includes superfluous heads!
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